The D20
Needing a 20 and landed a 1? Oops, time to roll another character.
If god does play dice, he would use a d20, and this is just where he would buy it. Find your perfect d20 and imagine holding it in your hands, and then imagine it crushing your hopes.
The internets tell me you have a 1 in 20 chance of rolling the number you want, but I cannot do the math to prove it. I read it online, so it must be true.
